Saturday, May 24, 2008

Keep Smile

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train
to Westchester.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the
game went into extra time.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

6 comments:

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  3. hehehehehe...

    sugasn teh abah deden blognya bakalan sunda euy, eh ternyata bubulean gini..

    nuhun.


    *piss

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  4. bikin mataku langsung melek lagi gara2 baca ini...

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  5. hahaha.. i like the lines.. funny!

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  6. hi,
    got an award for u!!

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