Monday, June 9, 2008

Funnies

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
Commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order,
order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have
A scotch and soda."

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in Two
days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long
has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha the first and the third one were hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

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