A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
Commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order,
order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have
A scotch and soda."
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in Two
days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long
has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
Hahaha the first and the third one were hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
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